Excuse me while I dodge your captcha...

[ourheartsarecompatible]

1. I swear...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.

2. Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.

3. I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.

4. Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my thighs.

5.I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience

6.. Please just text him...